r/altgonewild
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Gandalf was very unhappy at work. He couldn't find his staff!
Hey baby, let me blow your Horn of Gondor
are we your type?
Got one facial, now I'm ready for another
Help me finish what I’ve started?
would you breed me?
It's not Mithril, but it keeps me safe none the less.
Tryna hypnotise you with my titties 🌟
my sex machine is my favorite toy
If I had an Ewok, I wouldn't let it outside. They're Endor pets.
This is the best thing about having massive tits, whenever I fancy a suck
Blessing my new place with a strip tease for you 🤗
Pick a number between 1&3 and I’ll tell you which hole you win 🥵
Yes, my naked body turns me on too
You must be a Jedi, because I have the urge to Sith on your face.
Call me your familiar, because I’m ready to be bound to you....
you’ll have to keep your emo housewife happy
its cold
Fishnets and no underwear
You must be a Jedi, because I can see I'm making your lightsaber activate....
giving you a hint
2023 now, and I'm still emo! Wanna fuck?
What would u do if yu see me like this?
wanna wrestle? the loser has to give head
Just showing you how I ride dick
Elves don't have bosses. They are elf-employed.
brown alt boobies to end your day! (or start it?)
Getting Off In The Club Restroom
This bikini really makes my eyes pop 😝
Magic in Middle Earth is all just Smaug and mirrors
She looks inviting doesn’t she
I wanna fuck you, say it back
Wanna Netflix and fuck?
If you suck on my tasty tits on the first date we´ll get along just fine
You rock my world harder than Khazad-dûm.
